What do you do when you want to golf in a thunderstorm?

Hold up a 1 Iron. Not even God can hit a 1 iron.

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Pigs want to be pulled through the mudhole.

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He just couldn't hold it any longer.

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What do clouds want to be when they grow up?

Thunderstorms

What do you do when you want to golf in a thunderstorm?

Hold up a 1 Iron. Not even God can hit a 1 iron.