What do you call a guy who refuses to serve people from Finland at his bar?

A man with unfinnished buisness.

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What is something a woman hates about a man but a man would love about a woman?

Premature ejactulation.

Why do women pay more attention to their appearance than improving their minds?

Because most men are stupid, but few are blind.

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Why do people like office parties AND this joke?

The punch line.

What really ticks people off?

Time bombs.

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What do you say to a guy who is covered in rodents?

Mice outfit!

What do you call a guy with two marijuanas?

Double jointed.

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Why is revenge a dish best served with honey?

Because honey is what you find at the end of bee trails (betrayals)

What is the name of the restaurant chain that serves sushi burritos?

Japotle.

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What is the most offensive joke you know?

I'm bored tonight and I have a no holds barred sense of humour. What are some of your worst

A SQL query walks into a bar, walks up to two tables and asks...

'Can I join you?'

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Why do midgets refuse to wear tampons?

Because they keep stepping on the string.

Why did the Australian pirate refuse lunch?

Because he had Somalia.

Finland Jokes More Finland Jokes

What kind of church music do they sing in Finland?

FINNISH HYMN!

What happens when a guy from Finland dies?

He is finnished. Ha ha ha. God I am so depressed. :(