What was the Tsar of Russia's favorite fish ?

Tsardines !

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What does a neckbeard tip his fedora to in soviet russia?

M'otherland"

Why was Edward unable to get out of Russia?

Because he was Snowd en! (according to my friends this joke has been around for awhile, but I hadn't seen it yet, and wanted to share the goof)

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What do they tell Soviet children who want to achieve their dreams?

Shoot for the Tsars.

Why did the dyslexic, Russian astronomer hate the revolution?

He was following the Tsar.