How do you discipline your pet rock?

You hit rock bottom!

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What sound do two photons make when they hit each other?

Planck!*

What sound does Korean bread make when it hits a wall?

Bang! (!)

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On the rocks

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What is the difference between a Sun Devil fan and a pet rock?

About 3 IQ points

How do you discipline your pet rock?

You hit rock bottom!

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How do you discipline your pet rock?

You hit rock bottom!