What fabric is worn in Soviet Russia?

Linen

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Why couldn't the NSA whistleblower leave Russia?

He was snowed in.

Why is Edward still in Russia?

He's Snowden.

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What do Bees wear in the winter?

Yellow Jackets*

Why did the groom want his bride to wear white?

He wanted his new dish washer to match his fridge.

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Why did the Soviets pull their missiles out?

Because they feared a premature ejectulation

What do they tell Soviet children who want to achieve their dreams?

Shoot for the Tsars.

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How do they cook a turkey in Russia?

They nuke it. OR In Soviet Russia, Turkey fires you!

What does a neckbeard tip his fedora to in soviet russia?

M'otherland"

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What kind of fabric does Mario use?

Denim denim denim.

What fabric is Mario's overalls?

Denim denim denim.

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What fabric is worn in Soviet Russia?

Linen

What do communists clean first when they do their laundry?

Their Linens