What fabric is worn in Soviet Russia?

Linen

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How is Alaska in the NE?

They can see Russia.

Who doesn't like Turkey?

Russia.

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Why did the golfer wear two pants?

He got a hole in one

What shoes do roosters wear?

Chickenstocks

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What do you think about the Russian military intervention in Krimea?

I think they're just Stalin. If they are, soviet, as long as they're Putin their weapons away.

What fabric is worn in Soviet Russia?

Linen

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How do they cook a turkey in Russia?

They nuke it. OR In Soviet Russia, Turkey fires you!

What was Carl Sagan really trying to say about the brain?

In Soviet Russia, consciousness regulates the cerebral cortex.

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What kind of fabric does Mario use?

Denim denim denim.

What do the LGBT community and computers have in common?

Most people over 50 are scared of them and think they are destroying the fabric of society!

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What is a communist's favorite fabric?

Linen.

Why did the little boy throw the linen off the bed when he saw a ghost?

He was scared sheetless.