What do they tell Soviet children who want to achieve their dreams?

Shoot for the Tsars.

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What's the difference... between a (nationality, ethnicity, etc you want to make fun of) man and a large pizza?

A large pizza can feed a family of four.

What do we want...?

LOW FLYING AIRPLANES!" When do we want it "NEEEEOOOOOOOOOOW"

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What did the policeman say when he was told about the large pothole?

I'll look into it."

What's black and white and can't turn around in a corridor?

A nun with a javelin in her throat. (The only joke I can ever recall when asked for one. Told to me by my art teacher in Grade 11. Needless to say, he was my favourite teacher)

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Why did the police shoot the black insomniac?

He resisted a rest.

How'd you die?

I got shot trying to save my fellow soldiers lives in war. You " "I got trampled trying to save on a flat screen" "Oh.."

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What's the difference between dreams and memes?

I haven't given up on my memes yet

Why was the man at the cookout so happy?

He met the grill of his dreams.

Soviet Jokes More Soviet Jokes

What happens when the USSR gets back together?

A Soviet Reunion.

Which country has the most crying people per km?

The Soviet Onion

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Why did the Senator get on Viagara?

He wanted to achieve erection reform.

How do Communists achieve a revolution every single year?

They planet!

Tsar Jokes More Tsar Jokes

What do they tell Soviet children who want to achieve their dreams?

Shoot for the Tsars.

Why did the dyslexic, Russian astronomer hate the revolution?

He was following the Tsar.