What do they tell Soviet children who want to achieve their dreams?

Shoot for the Tsars.

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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school.

What Type of Fruit Wants to Run Away and Get Married but Isn't Able to?

Cantelope.

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How do you know whether or not a redditor is Australian?

They'll tell you.

What did the mother ghost tell the kid ghost when he went out to play?

Don't get your sheets dirty!"

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Who often shoots in the wrong direction?

Clint Westwood

What'd you do this weekend?

I was shooting craps. "Oh you went to a casino " *flashback to blasting dog turds with shotgun* Um, yeah.

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Why do black people have nightmares?

Because one had a dream and died

What is it called when you dream in color?

A chromatose

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What do you think about the Russian military intervention in Krimea?

I think they're just Stalin. If they are, soviet, as long as they're Putin their weapons away.

Why did the soviet plane crash?

It was stalin

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What do they tell Soviet children who want to achieve their dreams?

Shoot for the Tsars.

What's the best part about being cremated?

Finally achieving a smokin' hot body.

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What was the Tsar of Russia's favorite fish ?

Tsardines !

What could have been the most stuppidest result of Napolleonic wars if France won?

Tsar Napoleon.