What do they tell Soviet children who want to achieve their dreams?

Shoot for the Tsars.

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What is the difference between men and women?

A woman wants one man to satisfy her every need...A man wants every woman to satisfy his one need.

Want to hear a joke about construction?

Nah, I'm still working on it.

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How does a cat tell time??

In meowers

What are you doing crawling into school ten minutes late ?

Pupil : Well you told me never to walk into school ten minutes late !

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What do you call a Car Bomb shot with a shot of Fireball?

A Paul Walker.

How do you know a neighborhood is too ghetto to film in?

If most people leave before shooting starts.

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Why was the man at the cookout so happy?

He met the grill of his dreams.

What is the worst part about going to Auschwitz?

Your dreams are not the only thing going up in smokes.

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What was Carl Sagan really trying to say about the brain?

In Soviet Russia, consciousness regulates the cerebral cortex.

How do Soviet prison mates greet each other?

Gulag to you too.

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What do they tell Soviet children who want to achieve their dreams?

Shoot for the Tsars.

What's the difference between Hillary and Eva Braun?

One achieved fame and significance solely because she was married to a charismatic politician. The other was Hilter's wife.

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What could have been the most stuppidest result of Napolleonic wars if France won?

Tsar Napoleon.

What do they tell Soviet children who want to achieve their dreams?

Shoot for the Tsars.