What were Luke Skywalker's favourite model cars to play with as a kid?

Toyodas

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Why didn't the white officer shoot the black guy?

Just kidding he did

What kid of music do old people listen to?

Hip-Pop

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Why does jesus not play video games?

Everytime he dies he has to wait 3 days to respawn

Where's the best place to pick up a girl who plays hard-to-get?

Around the ankles and wrists :D

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Who does Luke Skywalker ask to charge his lightsaber?

Char-Jar Binks

What did Luke Skywalker say to his sister's bully?

Don't you Leia finger on her