He felt his presents.
Paperback
He didn't run, ewok-ed.
Don't you Leia finger on her
A Toyoda
Because he always uses the force.
Six foot force :)
He heard Obi-Wan in his head saying Out, I shall let myself.
A Toy-Yoda
Ewoks
It's because he was accused of cultural appropriation.
Char-Jar Binks
Hardcover
Because Luke was looking for love in Alderaan places!!
Toyodas
Me 5: Me: Get some coffee
Don't look! I'm changing!
They both look good hanging from a tree
Because it was Chewy
They throw silverware down the stairs.
Because he was a bear a-singing. ..... I am at Disney with the kids this week...
Just the people who were in charge of that decision.
It's dangerous to let him put the bite on you!
Ebenezer Scrooge-yagirl
It's Christmas, Eve.
both accused of treason for expressing their freedom but Zoidburg didn't get his marshmallows!
Virgin Mobile I'm not sorry (PS, if this is a repost, I'm sorry that I didn't see the first time it got posted 2 years ago. Please don't accuse me of reposting)
Ha! You actually thought I ran a marathon! Jokes on you, I'm just drunk!
Freeze it and run it through a bandsaw. MEEEOWW!!
