Why does jesus not play video games?

Everytime he dies he has to wait 3 days to respawn

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What's the most popular game to play in jail?

Smash Brothers

Why did the punster enjoy the Broadway show about etymology?

Because it was a play on words.

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Why can't you trust girls?

because you can't trust something that bleeds for days and doesn't die.

What do you do to a scientist after he dies?

You Barium.

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How long are your arms?

Jesus: Why Judas: Like in a cross, how long Jesus: A what Judas:Across. How long across.

Why does Jesus always leave a door open for you?

Because he was born in a barn.

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How do you find a British person in a crowd?

1. Shout 0800 00 2. Wait for them to shout 1066.

What's the difference between young girls and photographs?

After putting them in a dark room, you have to wait for the photograph to fully develop.

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Why did Jon snow wait outside he Apple Store for 3 days?

For the watch

What did Abraham Lincoln say after recovering from a 3-day drinking binge?

I set* ***who*** *free "*

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Why is Whitney Houston good at video games?

One of her strong suits is HAAND EEEEEEEYYYEEEE coordination.

What's Han Solo's favorite type of video game?

First person shooter.

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What happens when Frogs die playing Call of Duty?

They respawn.

Why dont Muslims play Dota?

Because techies respawns