What do you get when you cross Captain America with The Incredible Hulk?

A star-spangled banner

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What do you get if you cross a gorilla and a prisoner ?

A Kong - vict !

What do you get when you cross a valley girl and a goth?

Oh macabre! (say it out loud with a really annoying white girl voice)

Incredible Hulk Jokes More Incredible Hulk Jokes

Why can't the incredible hulk find a girlfriend?

Because all the girls know he just wants to smash

What has 108 teeth and holds back the incredible Hulk?

My Zipper.

Captain America Jokes More Captain America Jokes

What happens to Captain America when he dies?

He goes to the Evans

What would Captain America be called if he fought in Vietnam?

You weren't there man

Spangle Jokes More Spangle Jokes

What do you call a star-spangled pubic wig?

A'merkin

What do you get when you cross Captain America with The Incredible Hulk?

A star-spangled banner