Where's the best place to pick up a girl who plays hard-to-get?

Around the ankles and wrists :D

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Ankle Jokes More Ankle Jokes

What did the otter say to the guy whose ankle he pooped on?

Spraint your ankle!" Just in case:

What did the cannibal coach yell when his player twisted his ankle?

Wok it off! Wok it off!

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

Why would I play something I have no chance of winning?

I replied.

Why can't Santa play in the NBA?

He has a no-trade Claus

Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

What is the difference between a girl and a pool table?

You have a shot with a pool table.

What do you call a girl from Alabama who's faster than her brothers?

A virgin

Pick Jokes More Pick Jokes

How do you pick out the Christian Terrorist out of a crowd?

Find the guy wearing a rebel flag.

What's the best thing about picking up a homeless chick?

It doesn't matter where you drop them off.

Good Place Jokes More Good Place Jokes

Who's there ! Becka ! Becka who ?

Becka the bus is the best place to sit !

What is the best place for politicians?

Election posters. There they are portable, silent and easy to remove.

Wrist Jokes More Wrist Jokes

What type of wrists are the scariest?

Terror wrists.

What do Australian emos use to cut their wrists?

Rise up lights