Where's the best place to pick up a girl who plays hard-to-get?

Around the ankles and wrists :D

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Why do blondes wear underwear?

To keep their ankles warm.

What did the cannibal coach yell when his player twisted his ankle?

Wok it off! Wok it off!

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What musical instrument do people with STDs play?

The herpsichord.

Why do North Americans hate playing chess?

Cause they lack the towers.

Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

Why does a girls rub her eyes in the morning?

A. Because they don't have balls to itch.

What is Facebook?

Its a Place where Boy posts a JOKE and Gets no Response & If a Girl Posts the same JOKE , She gets Hundreds of likes , comments and Friend Requests and Lots of PM's .

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What's the best thing about picking up a homeless chick?

It doesn't matter where you drop them off.

What is the mathematician's favorite pick-up line?

Hey baby, wanna see the exponential growth of my natural log?

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Whats the biggest difference between men and women?

The phrase I went through a whole box of tissues watching that film. is a good place to start.

Where is the best place to hide a hippie's weed?

Under the soap.

Wrist Jokes More Wrist Jokes

What's a depressed teenagers favorite activity?

Making their wrist look like their jeans. (I'm sorry)

Why do people point at their wrist when asking for the time?

Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?