Where's the best place to pick up a girl who plays hard-to-get?

Around the ankles and wrists :D

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What did the otter say to the guy whose ankle he pooped on?

Spraint your ankle!" Just in case:

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Wok it off! Wok it off!

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He was caught playing in A minor.

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He's got a gangsta's pair a dice.

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They only need 2 eggs n 1 sausage to keep a girl full for 9 months

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She had a ball

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When she takes out the tampon the cotton is already picked

Why do sailors use liquid soap?

It takes longer to pick up when they drop it.

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Where's the best place to look for a joke?

The mirror

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Monterey, Jack!

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What do Australian emos use to cut their wrists?

Rise up lights

Where's the best place to pick up a girl who plays hard-to-get?

Around the ankles and wrists :D