What will they call Mr. T after he dies?

Mr. T-Bone

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What do you call innocent women and children dying in the middle east?

Freedom

What does the Pope Jean-Paul 2 and the little girl kidnapped by Boko Haram have in common?

The pope died a virgin

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What starts with a 'C', contains the letters U, N, and T, is hairy on the outside, and soft on the inside?

A coconut!

What are two letters a Brit can't live without?

T and Qs.

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What does Mr. T say when he walks into a buffet?

I pity the full!

What kind of shoe does Mr. T wear?

T-shoes!