What will they call Mr. T after he dies?

Mr. T-Bone

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Why did Kim Jong-il die a week before December 25th?

Because Rudolph is the only deer leader at Christmas.

What's the last thing a Redneck says before he dies?

Watch this!

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What sort of a car has your dad got?

I can't remember the name. I think it starts with T. Really - Ours only starts with gas.

What do you call a T-Bone steak without the T?

D-Bone steak

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Why did Mr. T reject Socialism?

Because he stumbled across a quote by Karl Marx which said: "All you have to lose is your chains."

Why did Mr. T reject Marxism?

Because Marx said "You have nothing to lose but your chains."