Mr. T-Bone
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I pity the full!
Because Marx said "You have nothing to lose but your chains."
T-shoes!
Yes sir, yes sir, three bags, fool.
Because he stumbled across a quote by Karl Marx which said: "All you have to lose is your chains."
He pities the fool.
What did the elephant say when it was pulled out of a pit by the Balls? Thank you Mr. and Mrs. Ball!
They were pitted against each other
The Captain's Log.
Captain's log.
He didn't even finish grad school.
Because he was addicted to Coke.
He sits on a leaf and waits till autumn !
Their trunks.
Because you give them one good load and it takes them nine months to deliver.
Offensive) They both go berserk once every month.
You have an ax-i-dent (accident).
You get a frostbite.
Don't Stop Bereavin'
Telling the difference between Chinese people with down syndrome.
