What does the Pope Jean-Paul 2 and the little girl kidnapped by Boko Haram have in common?

The pope died a virgin

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Virgin Jokes More Virgin Jokes

How is life as a virgin?

Its hard

Why doesn't UGA ever have a nativity scene at Christmas?

Because they can't find three wise men and a virgin.

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Why did the elephant paint his balls green?

Answer: to hide in avocado trees.. How did Tarzan die? Answer: Picking avocados

What happened to the Italian chef when he died?

He .

Little Girl Jokes More Little Girl Jokes

What did the parent say when the little girl was whining?

A: Leave it to peave her.

What does the Pope Jean-Paul 2 and the little girl kidnapped by Boko Haram have in common?

The pope died a virgin

Pope Jokes More Pope Jokes

What do you call a comatose Pope?

esteemed vegetable.

Who is the supreme religious leader of the corns?

Pope corn!

Kidnap Jokes More Kidnap Jokes

What's it called when you kidnap a ghost?

A Polter-Heist

What is worse than being kidnapped by the Talibans?

Being rescued by the Americans

Boko Haram Jokes More Boko Haram Jokes

What does the Pope Jean-Paul 2 and the little girl kidnapped by Boko Haram have in common?

The pope died a virgin

What's the difference between a Boko Haram training camp and a Nigerian refugee camp?

I don't know, I just fly the fighter jet.