What does the Pope Jean-Paul 2 and the little girl kidnapped by Boko Haram have in common?

The pope died a virgin

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How can you tell a redneck girl is a virgin?

She can run faster than her brother.

What do you call a virgin on a water bed?

A cherry float.

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How many super sayen do you need to change a bulb ?

Only one, but it take 4 episodes and Krilin died at the end.

Why did the man drowning in the Nile River think he wasn't going to die?

Because he was in de-nile.

Little Girl Jokes More Little Girl Jokes

Why didn't the little girl want to leave nursery school?

A: She wanted to be a nurse.

Why'd the little girls ice-cream melt?

She was on fire.

Pope Jokes More Pope Jokes

What did the Pope say to the hot atheist girl?

Shake that blasphemy

What do they call soda in Rome?

Pope.

Kidnap Jokes More Kidnap Jokes

What happend to the guys who kidnapped Batman?

They got Bale.

How do you upset a plumber?

Kidnap his princess.

Boko Haram Jokes More Boko Haram Jokes

What does the Pope Jean-Paul 2 and the little girl kidnapped by Boko Haram have in common?

The pope died a virgin

What's the difference between a Boko Haram training camp and a Nigerian refugee camp?

I don't know, I just fly the fighter jet.