What are two letters a Brit can't live without?

T and Qs.

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Where does Iron Man live?

Iron know.

What do you call Mexicans living in the USA?

Illegal aliens. LOL

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What does Mr. T say when he walks into a buffet?

I pity the full!

How's my kid doing in school?

T: How's my kid doing in school I hate parrot teacher conferences

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Why is the letter T like an island?

Because its in the middle of water!!!

What begins with E, ends with E, and has one letter?

envelope

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How many Brits does it take to change a lightbulb?

Manual work That's what underpaid Eastern immigrants are for pff

Why did the Geometry major marry a Brit?

Because she was a cute angle.

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What are two letters a Brit can't live without?

T and Qs.

Why was the physicist being so careful not to insult his colleague's choice of generalized coordinates and momentum?

He was just minding his Ps and Qs.