What are two letters a Brit can't live without?

T and Qs.

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Why doesn't Mexico live up to it's full potential in the Olympics?

Because all the Mexicans that can run, jump, and swim are in America.

Why couldn't the philosopher make a living?

He made no sense. I tried, I really did.

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What kind of shoe does Mr. T wear?

T-shoes!

What do you call a T-Bone steak without the T?

D-Bone steak

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Why did the letter arrive wet?

Because it had postage dew.

What starts with e, ends with e, and only contains one letter?

an Envelope EDIT: My deepest Canadian apologies to those who are calling this a riddle. I always took it as a cheesy joke

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What's the difference between Americans and Brits?

Brits think 200 miles is a long distance, Americans think 200 years is a long time.

How many Brits does it take to change a broken lightbulb?

None. They just move out of the house.

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What are two letters a Brit can't live without?

T and Qs.

Why was the physicist being so careful not to insult his colleague's choice of generalized coordinates and momentum?

He was just minding his Ps and Qs.