Incorrectly.
Girls, like, have a much better, like, grasp of, like, similes.
Smiles. There is a mile between the first and the last letter.
A Corpseman. Painfully obvious, yet a terrible play on the English language, I know. It was something I came up with a few years ago, for some unknown reason.
Pupil: Smiles - because there is a mile between the first and last letters