What's the longest verb in the English language?

Smiles. There is a mile between the first and the last letter.

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What do women put on their ears to look more attractive?

Their knees. (Not sure if this one translates well to english)

Where is the lift?

American: You mean the elevator? English: Yes, we call it a lift. American: It's called an elevator. We invented it. English: And we invented the language.

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Why do Scots wear kilts?

Sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.

What's grey and moves at a hundred miles an hour ?

A jet propelled elephant !

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What are the two saddest words of the English Language?

What party '

What word in the English language is always spelled incorrectly?

Incorrectly.

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What is the longest word in the English language?

SMILES because there is a mile between the first and last letters!

Which letter has the best bum?

Big Rs

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Why is Stevey Wonder Smiling all the time?

He doesn't know he's black.

What does it take for a soldier in uniform to pick up a girl?

a smile and wave!