What's the longest verb in the English language?

Smiles. There is a mile between the first and the last letter.

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What is Black, White and Red all over?

My English Monologue Draft...

What is the most awesomely amazing word in the English language?

Anticlimactic

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Why do Scottish men wear kilts instead of jeans?

Because a sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.

Why do Scotsmen wear kilts?

Because a sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.

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What is the longest sentence in the English language?

I do."

What does one call an undertaker that's been drafted into the Military?

A Corpseman. Painfully obvious, yet a terrible play on the English language, I know. It was something I came up with a few years ago, for some unknown reason.

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Why is the letter E lazy?

Because it's always in bed.

How can you spell too much with two letters?

XS (excess).

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Why are goldfish crackers always smiling?

Because they're baked..

What is the longest word?

Smiles... It has a mile between the two 'S's