What's the longest word in the English language ?

Pupil: Smiles - because there is a mile between the first and last letters

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What is the longest word in the English language?

SMILES because there is a mile between the first and last letters!

Why is the word "smiles" the longest word in English?

Because there is a mile separating the two s'es.

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What's the longest word in the English language ?

Pupil: Smiles - because there is a mile between the first and last letters

Which word is the longest in the English language?

Smiles - because there is a mile between the first and last letters

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He likes it dirty.

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