SMILES because there is a mile between the first and last letters!
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A Corpseman. Painfully obvious, yet a terrible play on the English language, I know. It was something I came up with a few years ago, for some unknown reason.
A native Texan saying, "Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiittttttttttttttttt."
I do."
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AND which is worse. . . the overdoing of selfies OR not knowing how to use the English language
Pupil: Smiles - because there is a mile between the first and last letters
Five more years of Cameron"
Smiles. There is a mile between the first and the last letter.
Incorrectly.
Anticlimactic
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A: "Nobody's perfect!"
Smiles - because there is a mile between the first and last letters
The previous sentence has never been spoken in the history of earth
Q: What do you call someone who speaks two languages? A: Bilingual Q: What do you call someone who speaks three or more languages? A: Multilingual Q: What do you call someone who speaks one language? A: American
They've both been known to blow a little dope.
F-Well I know you, so I'm expecting very little. Mission accomplished.
They're angry since Froogle was discontinued years ago!
Tigga please!" Sorry, I heard it years ago. I don't remember where or when but I've just been saying alot lately. :p
He didn't want any glaze in the military
Air Force
Smiles" because there is a mile between each S!
A jet propelled elephant !
Have you ever seen a video of them getting the ball and not scoring a touchdown
With lots of drafts
The Library
I guess I didn't plan it very well!"