What did the Math book say to the pencil?

I see your point I've got a lot of problems.

Previous Random Joke Next
Point Jokes More Point Jokes

What is long and yellow and always points north?

A magnetic banana.

When drinking liquor while watching baseball, at what point will you be the most drunk?

Bottom of the fifth, of course.

Pencil Jokes More Pencil Jokes

What did the Math book say to the pencil?

I see your point I've got a lot of problems.

What do you call someone who hates pencils?

Erracist

Lot Jokes More Lot Jokes

Why does Yoda like having a lot of things to do?

It makes his Dagobah faster.

Why can't Bernie Sanders win the election?

Because 12 year olds can't vote. Edit: I'm actually somewhat of a Bernie supporter, I'm just joking about how he has a lot of youth backing him.

Problem Jokes More Problem Jokes

Whats the problem with running through a field of dead babies?

Your erection....

What's the problem with leptokurtic data sets?

They tend to be mean.

Math Jokes More Math Jokes

What's the difference between an infinite line and an infinitely large circle?

There is no difference. The joke is you just learned math.

What does the Chinese government call an American with a PhD in physics, math and chemistry?

STUPID AMERICAN!

Math Book Jokes More Math Book Jokes

What did one math book say to the other math book?

You've got problems.

What did one math book say to the other?

A: Man I got a lot of problems!