What would a pig name a chain of food stores?

Stop "N Slop Markets"

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How did LaKeisha's Mom finally stop her from bouncing on the trampoline in the rec room?

She put a piece of velcro on the ceiling.

What does Ellen Pao have in common with the girl's mom from 'The Sixth Sense'?

The both have no idea why everyone stopped talking and just stared at her.

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What is the difference between a black person and a tire?

The tire doesn't sing gospels when you put it in chains.

What's the difference between a black person and a bicycle tire?

The bicycle tire doesn't sing when you put chains on it.