Why can't acids argue well?

All their statements are baseless.

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What's the difference between sarcasm and a serious statement?

What're you asking me for I have Asperger's.

Why does chav code never compile?

They end every statement with init

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What happens when you take acid with a birth control pill?

A trip without the kids

What happened to the hippy chemistry teacher when he spilled his chemicals?

He tripped on acid

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What do you call two beer drinkers arguing about sea turtles?

Lager-heads at loggerheads about Loggerheads.

Why did the eskimo spend 3 hours arguing with the return counter?

Because the warranty is void if the seal is broken.