What's the difference between a black person and a bicycle tire?

The bicycle tire doesn't sing when you put chains on it.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

Whats the difference between English Breakfast and Irish Breakfast tea?

One is still in the EU.

What's the difference between a fort and a fortress?

A fortress has breastworks.

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What do you call a computer that sings?

A Dell

What are your intentions with our daughter?

Uh I need someone to sing the girl parts of Grease songs with me

Chain Jokes More Chain Jokes

What do the Lannisters and Alice in Chains have in common?

They pay their debts on time.

What do you call 10 lawyers chained to the bottom of the ocean?

A good start.

Black Person Jokes More Black Person Jokes

What did God say when he saw the first black person?

Ooops, I burnt one!

How many cops does it take to push a Black person down the stairs?

None. He ....