They both only work with a chain on.
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The chain is too long.
Snow tires don't sing when you put their chains on.
A start.
Two Chainz.
Both cant work without chains.
That's where we keep them chained up.
It's a habit that stuck from when they were slaves.
You made the chain too long in the kitchen.
The tire doesn't sing gospels when you put it in chains.
Take off the chain and both stop working. Going straight to hell :)
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A good start.
Because Marx said "You have nothing to lose but your chains."
They both stop working when you take their chains off. Edit: Oh, I'm sorry. I thought this was America. By the way, got this from AskReddit.
The bike doesn't start singing when you put a chain on it.
Christian should have had Ana read Fifty Shades of Grey if he wanted to torture her.
Bull the chain when your done !
Go to the kitchen and shorten her chain.
A good start
The tire doesn't start singing when you chain it.
If I am trusting you with my money, you should trust me with your pens.
A: A chain saw has a dynamic range.
They pay their debts on time.
Truuuuuuuuuuu-moooooooooooooooooo!!!
A good start!
Stop "N Slop Markets"
A: Look for only $87 billion we can put up this chain of fluorescent satellites that will illuminate the whole planet.
Because he stumbled across a quote by Karl Marx which said: "All you have to lose is your chains."
An acapellago.
Slaves sing when chains are put on them. PS - im going to church today to beg for forgiveness
They'd get caught in the chain.
A bike doesn't start singing when you put chains on it.
Nostalgia
they both don't work without a chain.
The bicycle tire doesn't sing when you put chains on it.
Because more alcohol is the solution to all problems.
Look, buddy, I've already got a lot of problems, and I really don't need any of your drama.
he didn't have arms. Why did little Sarah fall off her bike Someone threw a fridge at her.
Attire
Twerky! I thought of that yesterday, apologies if you've heard it a thousand times already.
The train to Auschwitz. Some German guy i used to play Path of Exile with told it to me.
Shoot the first one.
A: One is loud obnoxious and noisy the other is a bird.
A: You get your job and your wife back.
Because black people have no rights...
One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer, the other is a watermelon.
I've never paid to have a lima bean on my chest.
I'd tell you happy birthday, but to me, you've been dead for centuries
They both work with crust.
If you didn't nail them properly they'll go see your neighbor
