What would Anakin Skywalker's sith name be, if Luke was black?

Dearth Vader

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What did Anakin Skywalker cry out as he lay dying and on fire?

Patme! Patme! Credit to my wife on this one

Why did Anakin Skywalker cross the road?

To get to the dark side...

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What is the temperature of a Tauntaun?

Luke warm

What did the stormtrooper say when he was frying Luke's aunt and uncle?

I'm burning, I'm burning, I'm burning Beru.