How do you call Anakin Skywalker's padawan after getting tased by enemy?

A shocked Tano.

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Where's Jim?

He went M.I.A. *Cut to Jim* All I wanna do *bang bang bang bang* *reloading noise* And shoot enemies

How many guns do the US need to combat an enemy?

Two: one to shoot and one to sell him to shoot back.

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What would Anakin Skywalker's sith name be, if Luke was black?

Dearth Vader

Why did Anakin Skywalker cross the road?

To get to the dark side...