What's Anakin Skywalker's favorite animal?

Well, it was cats, originally, but then he was turned to the dog side.

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What dog can jump higher than a building?

Anydog, buildings can't jump!

What did the dog do when the panhandler put the bite on him?

Bit him naturally.

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Why was the monster standing on his head?

He was turning things over in his mind.

Why are TV's attracted to people?

Because we turn them on. / /

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How do you know when it is raining cats and dogs?

There are poodles everywhere!

Why is Germany uninhabitable for cats?

They have nein lives!

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Why did Anakin Skywalker cross the road?

To get to the dark side...

How do you call Anakin Skywalker's padawan after getting tased by enemy?

A shocked Tano.