What do you call a steak that is cooked wrong?

A mistake

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Cook Jokes More Cook Jokes

Why is Nixon a bad chef?

Because he is not a cook.

Why is steak harder to cook than spinach?

It takes a lot more thyme to accomplish.

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How many SRSers does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They wait for the electrician to make a mistake and yell at them for doing it wrong.

Why didn't the recently single goose lose her job when she made a mistake?

Because she had one heck of an ex-goose

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Why do Butchers don't risk it all in life?

Because the Steaks are too high.

What happens when you give a cow marijuana?

The "steaks" get higher