What do you call a steak that is cooked wrong?

A mistake

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What do chefs do when they are cooking in an emergency?

They take drastic measures.

Why doesn't The Rock just tell us what he's cooking?

I can't pair wines like this.

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What's your biggest weakness?

Interviewee: "I never learn from my mistakes" Interviewer: "Oh, why's that " Interviewee: "I never make any"

Why did you leave your last job?

I had a typo in a tweet. "Mistakes happen!" -I worked for Yahoo Finance. "Thanks for coming in. Bye"

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What is a vampires least favorite food?

Steak! ...I'll see myself out now.

What do you call a bovine beauty pageant winner?

A big Miss Steak.