What do you call a steak that is cooked wrong?

A mistake

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Why could the chef not cook a tree branch?

Because he used a non-stick pan.

What's the hardest part about cooking a vegetable?

Fitting the wheelchair in the oven.

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Why did the dog sleep so poorly?

By mistake he plugged his electric blanket into the toaster and kept popping out of bed all night!

How many beers did you have while I was gone?

Me: Two. 4-year-old: It was nine. Teaching her to count was a mistake.

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What happens when you give a cow a joint?

The steaks are high

What is Joan of Arc's least favorite food?

Steak