What was Confucius' favorite comfort food?

Macaroni and Qi.

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What would Confucius say about errors made in elevators?

He who makes a mistake in an elevator is wrong on many levels.

What was Confucius' favorite comfort food?

Macaroni and Qi.

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What dog rides a horse named Macaroni?

Yankee poodle!

What was Confucius' favorite comfort food?

Macaroni and Qi.

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What do you get when you cross a leopard and a camel?

A fireside rug you can get a good hump on.

What was Confucius' favorite comfort food?

Macaroni and Qi.