What would Hillary tell Bill when she will sit at the Oval Office?

Close, Bill, but no cigar!"

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What did the Chinese man say when ophthalmologist told him he had a cataract?

No, I have a Rincoln Continental!*

How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart?

When she starts her sentence with, "A man once told me..."

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Why do chickens sit on eggs?

Because they don't have any chairs. Source: my five-year-old.

What did the puppy say when he sat on sand paper?

A: RUFF!

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What will Bill's favorite retail outlet be after his economic blueprint takes effect?

A: Everything's $100.

What do you call a quadruple amputee trying to swim?

Bob. Same guy laying on the floor Matt. Same guy hanging on the wall Art. Same guy in a mailbox Bill.

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Why is Hillary spelled with 2 L's?

One for 2008 and one for 2016.

Why was Hillary thrown out of a restaurant?

She trashed the bill. Alt punch line 1 (u/Causative): She demanded her own private server and tried to have her meals removed.

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What do you call an honest man in the Oval Office?

Lost

What's so lame about a duck President?

Pieces of bread, quacking, getting into all types of duck antics in the Oval Office! I'm game!