How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart?

When she starts her sentence with, "A man once told me..."

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How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart?

When she starts her sentence with, "A man once told me..."

What did you say?

Me: Judge Did you just reverse my sentence *Stage dives into cheering jury*