What did the Chinese man say when ophthalmologist told him he had a cataract?

No, I have a Rincoln Continental!*

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How can you tell if someone with parkinsons has hypothermia?

You can't. That's what makes it so funny.

How can you tell when an idiot's depressed?

Go stand in front of a mirror

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How many Chinese people does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One, while the rest were kung fu fighting

What do you call a Chinese millionare?

Ching-Ching.

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How do you know if a Chinese man has robbed your house?

Your homework is done, your computer is upgraded, and two hours later, he's still trying to back out of your driveway.

Which one is the odd one out; a Crab, a Tuna, a Chinese man run over by a bus or a Lobster?

A tuna, because the rest of them are crustaceans.

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What is the most common cause of feline blindness?

Cataracts

What's a blind mans favorite car?

A cataract