Xanax since he's a Bartender
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Because she'll let it goooo
He was in a deep depression.
The feel the leash go slack! (heard this one while listening to some irish tunes)
Fo Drizzle.
A bearded collie!
That was time consuming but I still want seconds.
Because it can be very thyme-consuming.
For Hispanic attacks.
He was barred.
You're cut off."
The bartender replies, "For you No charge."