What would you call a terrorist organisation run by wielders of the dark side of the force?

ISITH

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How do you change the light bulb in the dark?

You don't. The police shoot you.

How many Norwegians does it take to change a light bulb?

They don't bother, you can find lutfisk in the dark.

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Where do terrorists go when they're on the run?

Apparently, they go everywhere.

What did the ocean say to the river?

You can run but you can't tide."

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What type of objects do not accelerate, regardless of the force applied?

Letterhead and envelopes. No matter how hard you try, they remain stationery!

What do you call a Bear who is just learning to use the force?

A PANDAwan learner.