What type of objects do not accelerate, regardless of the force applied?

Letterhead and envelopes. No matter how hard you try, they remain stationery!

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How do apply for a job at the NSA?

You make a private phone call to anyone else, and submit your application.

What do a UT Austin student and a Texas A&ampM student have in common?

They both applied to UT Austin

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Why did the AC wave try to hang himself?

He was sinusoidal.

What is a blonde doing when she holds her hands tightly over her ears?

A: Trying to hold on to a thought.

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What are you typing?

Let me guess. Oh wait, stop right there, I know what it is. It's not that Okay wait.. I know it, I know it!" -Google.

What is dumber than the Blonde jokes above?

A: Me for wasting hours editing and typing these damn things.

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How do you know if a blonde has been sending e-mail?

A: You see a bunch of envelopes stuffed into the disk drive.

What starts with "E" and has only one letter in it?

Envelope!

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What do you call a Bear who is just learning to use the force?

A PANDAwan learner.

Why could the crab not find a pair of shoes in his size?

Child labor laws forced all the shoe factories to shut down.

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What does HONDA stand for?

Hold On, Not Done Accelerating.

What's the best way to accelerate a Mac?

A: 9.81 m/s2

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Why did got object to the wedding between the catholic man and the catholic woman?

He doesn't approve of same sect marriage

Why do objects disappear when you move them twice?

Because you remove them.

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How Many Hillary Supporters Does It Take To Screw In A Lightbulb?

Why NONE of course, they prefer to remain in the dark!

What do you say when only the egg remains?

It's all ovum now