What type of objects do not accelerate, regardless of the force applied?

Letterhead and envelopes. No matter how hard you try, they remain stationery!

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Why do Republicans hate lotion?

Because the directions say to apply it liberally.

What did Apply say to the iPhone 7?

Hit the road, Jack.

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What if weight loss supplements ads are just made by British people really transparently trying to scam you?

You'll lost 30 for only $42.82! Guaranteed.

What did the stuttering Mexican say to his friend when he tried to steal his food?

These are nacho-nachos.

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What type of car explodes?

A Talivan.

What type of fruit loves chocolate the most?

A Coconut.

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What does an envelope say when you lick it?

Nothing. It just shuts up.

What starts with "E" and has only one letter in it?

Envelope!

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What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?

A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.

What do clothes and religion have in common?

Someone invented them and forced them on everyone.

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What does HONDA stand for?

Hold On, Not Done Accelerating.

What's the best way to accelerate a Mac?

A: 9.81 m/s2

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Why did got object to the wedding between the catholic man and the catholic woman?

He doesn't approve of same sect marriage

How does a frog fasten two objects together?

Rivets.

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How do you tell the difference between a plumber and a chemist?

Ask him/her to pronounce unionized

99.9% of the people are dumb!

Fortunately I belong to the remaining 1%