What did the ocean say to the river?

You can run but you can't tide."

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Tide Jokes More Tide Jokes

Why do Eskimos wash their clothes in Tide?

Because it's too cold outtide

Why did the Eskimo wash his clothes in tide?

Because it was too cold out tide.

Ocean Jokes More Ocean Jokes

Why was the ocean always sad?

Because the beach never waved back.

What did the ocean say to the river?

You can run but you can't tide."

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why does Mexico never wins any medals at the Olympic Games?

Because everyone who runs, swims, or jump really well is already across the border.

What do you call a Pho restaurant run by 9 Japanese chefs?

Pho Kyuu EDIT: No one understands how to pronounce "Pho". ;;

River Jokes More River Jokes

Why did the hummer cross the river?

For the insurance money.

What was Roe v. Wade really about?

The fastest way to get across a river.