What did the ocean say to the river?

You can run but you can't tide."

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Tide Jokes More Tide Jokes

Why do Eskimos wash in Tide?

Because it's too cold to wash out Tide

Why did the whale cross the road?

To get to the other tide.

Ocean Jokes More Ocean Jokes

Why does the ocean roar?

You would too if you had crabs on your bottom and oysters in your bed.

What doesn't get any wetter no matter how much it rains?

The ocean

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What did the turtle do when he ran out of gas?

He went to the Shell station.

What do you call a bull that runs into a threshing machine?

Hamburger!

River Jokes More River Jokes

How do I get to the other side of the river?

The blonde yells back "You are on the other side!"

What do u call two lesbians floating down a river in a canoe?

Fur traders.