What did the ocean say to the river?

You can run but you can't tide."

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Tide Jokes More Tide Jokes

What does a sailor use to clean his clothes?

Tide

What did the sea say to the river?

You can run but you can't tide!

Ocean Jokes More Ocean Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs floating in the ocean?

Bob

What do you get when you cross the ocean with a Train Station?

A Whale Way

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What's cold and always runs from a fight?

Coward ice.

Why are we seeing the creepy clowns all over the country?

Being in many states and seen on all types of media is how they run for president.

River Jokes More River Jokes

Why did the man drowning in the river think he wasn't going to die?

He was in de-Nile.

Why wasn't the fella able to get out when he fell in the river?

Cause it was on a Sunday and the banks were closed