What do you call a Bear who is just learning to use the force?

A PANDAwan learner.

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Use Jokes More Use Jokes

Which program do Jedis use to open PDF files?

Adobe Wan Kenobi.

Why do they call the 3 musketeers.. musketeers?

Not one of them uses a musket =( justsayian

Bear Jokes More Bear Jokes

Why is that bear hanging out in the bar?

ME: He's a well known, gimmick. IAN: Really ME: That's Conan. Conan The Bar Bear, Ian.

Why are the bears such a bad football team?

Because when they were little, they were cubs. I'm so sorry

Learn Jokes More Learn Jokes

Where do children learn their ABC's ?

At LMN-tary school !

Where did you learn to do that?

Don't wipe boogers on Mommy's pillow! Wipe it on Daddy's

Force Jokes More Force Jokes

What's the best way to force a man to do sit ups?

A. Put the remote control between his toes.

What did the conductor do when half of the cello section called in sick a week before a major concert?

He was forced to resort to excessive violins.