What would you folks like?

HER: I'll have the s- ME: WHO THE HELL IS THIS GUY !

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S Jokes More S Jokes

Whats the Slogan for every I.T. Department in America?

Mmmm. Move Over."

What does your s*** smell like?

Freedom.

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

What do you call a guy with no arms and legs in a hot dog bun?

Frank

Why couldn't the guy with insomnia have an affair with anyone's wife?

Because he couldn't sleep with anyone.

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When I was on the plane the stewardess asked, do you need some headphones?

I said, Hell Yeah, but how did you know my name was Phones

What's a three letter word for Hell?

DMV.