What would you folks like?

HER: I'll have the s- ME: WHO THE HELL IS THIS GUY !

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S Jokes More S Jokes

Whats the only fruit that can't run away to get married??

A Cantaloupe.

Whats the difference between a Russian garbanzo bean and a Russian chickpea?

A president has never been blackmailed into treason over a video of him paying to have a Russian garbanzo bean on his face.

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What's the difference between a guy wearing a bullet proof vest and the English football team?

The guy would survive the first round.

What do you call a guy with no body and no nose?

Nobody knows

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Why are the cops shooting so many black men?

There's plenty of Mexicans to shoot too. Yeah I'm going to hell for that one.

How many stoners does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know, I just set the bulb down somewhere, now I can't find it. Where the hell did the bulb go?