Why don't black people lay in the sun?

because it's 92.96 million miles away.

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What did pinnochio's girlfriend say when they were 69'ing?

Lie to me

How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?

His lips are moving.

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How are black people like Christmas lights?

Half of them don't work and the ones that do aren't that bright

What are there no black people in the Flinstones?

They were still monkeys

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What did the sun god say in apology for all he had done wrong?

I Apollogize".

Why was the Sun mad at all the clouds?

Because they kept throwin shade