Whats the only fruit that can't run away to get married??

A Cantaloupe.

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Whats the difference between a woman and a floppy drive?

A Floppy Drive can only take 3.5" Inches.

Whats black, white and red all over?

2 nuns in a chainsaw fight!

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What type of fruit is impossible to marry?

Cantaloupe

Why don't house painters wear wedding rings on the job?

Nobody wants to marry an underemployed alcoholic.

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What do you do if an Islamist throws a pin at you?

Run. He still has the grenade in his teeth.

Why was Cinderella banned from playing sports?

Because she always ran away from the ball &ltp&gt My favorite joke since I was little

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Why did the watermelon and the honeydew decide to cancel their spontaneous wedding in Las Vegas?

They realized with a family like theirs, they really Cantaloupe.

Why don't melons ever run away and get married?

Because they cantaloupe!

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How did the fruits get married?

They Cantaeloped!

What type of underwear does a fetus wear?

Fruit of the womb.