Whats the only fruit that can't run away to get married??

A Cantaloupe.

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What was the Mathematician's Favorite Johnny Depp Movie?

s of the Carribean.

Whats E.T.'s first name?

Yodela

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Why didn't the melon get married?

Because it can't elope.

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Put it in the freezer for three days. Run it through a bandsaw. Meoooooow.

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What is Romeo and Juliets least favorite fruit?

Cantaloupe.

Why is it so important to fruits to get married?

Because they cantaloupe.

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What brand of underwear did Jesus wear?

Fruit of the Womb

What do you call a fruit that procrastinates?

What do you call a fruit that procrastinates? ...A Cramberry!