What's the difference between a guy wearing a bullet proof vest and the English football team?

The guy would survive the first round.

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What's the difference between CrossFit and a cult?

A torn ACL

What is the difference between "ooo" and "aaa"?

About three centimeters.

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What do you call a guy who likes touching unripened cheese?

A fetaphile

What do you call it when two guys open a weed dispensary?

A joint venture.

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Why did the Mexican try to wear his taco?

He was dyslexic.

Why does a blond wear a tight skirt?

To keep here legs closed.

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Why did the English major break up with the pilot?

Because the pilot kept ending sentences with a preposition, over.

What's an English teacher's favourite cereal?

Synonym Grahams

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Why can't horses fix merry go rounds?

They'd be terrified

How many cross-dressers live near Manchester?

Well, nearly 320,000 people round there have a Wigan address.

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How is the 85 year old Contractor that survived lung cancer doing?

Asbestos he can. I'm so sorry.

What's the difference between a guy wearing a bullet proof vest and the English football team?

The guy would survive the first round.