Why are the cops shooting so many black men?

There's plenty of Mexicans to shoot too. Yeah I'm going to hell for that one.

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Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

Why did the crazy Mexican conductor get convicted for a crime?

because he had Loco-Motive.

What do you call a mexican with no legs?

consuelo

Shoot Jokes More Shoot Jokes

What do you call a camera that shoots out true facts about an ancient Phoenician city?

A Canon, Canaan-canon cannon... (I'm not sorry...)

What's the difference between Harambe and Michael Jackson?

One was shot for playing with little children.

Black Man Jokes More Black Man Jokes

Why did the black man go to the golf-club on Sunday afternoon?

Because he had a membership.

What is the only law enforcement agency that will get in trouble if a black man is shot?

The Secret Service

Hell Jokes More Hell Jokes

Who wants to play war?

I'll lay down and you can blow the hell out of me!

How much for this melted ghost?

Sir that's a bed sheet "You have a lot of them! And they're packaged IS THIS GHOST HELL" This is a Macys

Cop Jokes More Cop Jokes

Who is driving?

A cop.

What's in Heaven and Hell?

In Heaven, the cops are British, the engineers are German, the lovers are French, the cooks are Italian and the whole thing is managed by the Swiss In Hell, the cops are German, the engineers are French, the lovers are Swiss, the cooks are British and the whole thing is managed by the Italians

Plenty Jokes More Plenty Jokes

Why is it important to have plenty of help when changing a light bulb?

Many hands make light work.

What's the best joke you know that's kid-safe?

I know plenty of raunchy jokes, but was asked this recently and came up blank