Why are the cops shooting so many black men?

There's plenty of Mexicans to shoot too. Yeah I'm going to hell for that one.

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Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What do you call a little Mexican child?

A paragraph, because he's too short to be an essay.

What do you call a mexican on amphetamines?

Speedy Gonzales.

Shoot Jokes More Shoot Jokes

What do Abraham Lincoln and an '80s sitcom have in common?

Both were shot before a live audience.

Why did Mickey Mouse get shot?

A: Because Donald ducked.

Black Man Jokes More Black Man Jokes

What did the racist surfer say when asked about hanging a black man?

Hang ten dude!!

What did the black man say to the Mexican?

Hey. Watermelawn.

Hell Jokes More Hell Jokes

What's better than winning gold in the Paralympics?

Having a pair of legs...... I know, I know, I'm going to hell

What do you get when you mix a Mexican with an octopus?

I dont know, but it sure as hell can pick apples.

Cop Jokes More Cop Jokes

Why can't the cops keep calm and carry on ?

Because they carry guns instead

What's the hurry?

Me: Nothing officer - Just didn't want to slow you down. Cop: I was pulling you over. Me: Well I get that. Now.

Plenty Jokes More Plenty Jokes

Why wasn't the pediatrician impressed with the new year's eve Times Square ball drop?

Because he has seen plenty of balls drop. (Sorry)

Why would Sally sell seashells by the seashore?

There are plenty there that are free. Just walk and you are bound to find at least 40. Idiot