What would your parents say if I called them?

I replied, "Hello "

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What do you call Bruce Lee's mom when she's making obvious statements?

A parent, Lee.

What do you call parents who teach abstinence only?

Grandma and grandpa.

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How good are you at PowerPoint?

I said, "I Excel at it." He replied, "Was that a Microsoft Office pun " I was like, "Word."

How's your head?

Don't reply with "No man has ever complained."