What would your parents say if I called them?

I replied, "Hello "

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What do you call a rebellious teenager whose parents are a lamb and a moose?

A radical mooselamb

Why do Asian woman have small breasts?

Because her parents accept nothing less than an A.

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Why am I getting my Christmas presents in August?

Her mom replies, "Because it's cheaper than chemotherapy."

Which one's yours?

I replied, "None of them... yet."