Why does a Belgian take a stone and a flashlight to bed?

The stone to throw the lights out, the flashlight to check if the lights are really out

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Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

What did the Hungarian man say before he went to bed?

I'm going to bed." Except he said it in Hungarian.

Which place has the strongest gravity in the whole universe?

Bed

Light Jokes More Light Jokes

When can you operate?

lighting a candle* Doctor: When we find you a new liver.

Which do you light first?

The match

Check Jokes More Check Jokes

How does a flight of steps check out a woman?

It stares.

Why can't random men check random women's breasts for cancel?

Because that sort of information is on a knead to know basis.

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

How many 210 lb policemen does it take to throw a 140 lb suspect down 3 flights of stairs?

None, he fell.

Why was the young kangaroo thrown out by his mother?

For smoking in bed.

Stone Jokes More Stone Jokes

What's the best music to listen to while stoned?

Rock.

Who's there A gorgon. A gorgon who?

420 gaze it. Geddit. Because then you'd be stoned Okay, sorry I'll leave.

Belgian Jokes More Belgian Jokes

How can you tell a Belgian in a submarine?

He's the one with a parachute on his back.

Why do the Dutch enjoy Belgian jokes so much?

They're cheap.

Flashlight Jokes More Flashlight Jokes

How do you get a Texas Tech senior's eyes to sparkle?

Shine a flashlight in his ears.

How do you make a blonde's eyes light up?

Shine a flashlight in their ear.