What do you call parents who teach abstinence only?

Grandma and grandpa.

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One is a group made up of radicals with extremist views. And the other group is ISIS.

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When the damn coffin lid falls and hits you in the head.

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Why do turkeys always gobble? They havent been taught good table manners!

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I teach you the goober quench!"

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What do you call parents who teach abstinence only?

Grandma and grandpa.

What is your preferred type of birth control?

Well, its not preferred, but I practice abstinence."