What do you call parents who teach abstinence only?

Grandma and grandpa.

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Why do black men hate posting on reddit?

Because they can't deny that their comment was the parent.

How many parents does it take to raise a homicidal maniac?

Two, then one, then none

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Who is your Grandma's favorite politician?

Bernie Sandmaster Flash

What's pink and wrinkly and hangs out your boxer shorts?

Your grandma.

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What do you call a person who teaches about Drones?

Dronacharya

How does an Alcoholic teach the ABC's to their children?

Backwards.

Grandpa Jokes More Grandpa Jokes

Why are you calling me Grandpa?

Because I couldn't find it yesterday."

How did the grandpa get rid of his sweet tooth?

He took out his dentures!

Abstinence Jokes More Abstinence Jokes

What is your preferred type of birth control?

Well, its not preferred, but I practice abstinence."

What do you call it when you refuse to do core workouts?

Abstinence.