Whats baked every day and sells itself?

My sister.

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Day Jokes More Day Jokes

What you gonna do on St. Valentine's day?

What day is it " "Friday." "Shepherd's Pie."

How many people does it take to make a joke on /r/Jokes?

Three. One to post it, one to make a better punchline in the comments, and one to repost it the next day.

Sell Jokes More Sell Jokes

How do you sell a deaf guy a frog?

DO YOU WANT TO BUY A FROG? rip.

Why did Bach have to sell his organ?

A: Because he was baroque.

Sister Jokes More Sister Jokes

How many walruses does it take to make a sandwich?

Don't be silly, walruses don't make sandwiches; women make sandwiches. Made this up to bug my sister. It worked. Her husband laughed.

What is Bernie Sanders' LEAST favorite band?

SWV (sisters with voices)

Bake Jokes More Bake Jokes

What do you call it when you spill meth into your cake mix?

Baking Bad

How about baked chocolate cake?

Nah" "Yummy choccy bake " "No" Guy who named the orange: I have an idea...