Whats baked every day and sells itself?

My sister.

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What's the difference between a saxophone and an onion?

You don't cry when you cut up a saxophone. Happy Saxophone Day Why this musical abomination deserves its own day is beyond me. Edit: beside to beyond

How did Pinocchio figure out he was made of wood?

He was jacking off one day and his hand caught on fire.

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What do you call a factory that sells passable products?

A satisfactory

Why was Amazon angry after their conference with Samsung?

After taking Notes, they realized their was no way they could sell the Fire.

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Why do you always fight with your sisters?

6-year-old: Because I always win.

How did the redneck find his sister in the woods?

A: Pretty hot

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What is the driest soda you can buy?

Baking soda.

How about baked chocolate cake?

Nah" "Yummy choccy bake " "No" Guy who named the orange: I have an idea...