What's the difference between a Canadian and an American?

Canadian knows the difference between a school and a shooting range.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Italian and Polish sausage?

About 2-3 inches.

What's the difference between an orange?

One of them doesn't.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What flavor is the milkshake?

How far away is the yard How could you know its better than mine You seem, frankly, a bit overconfident.

How do you know if a complete stranger is vegan?

They already told you.

American Jokes More American Jokes

What's the American settler's spirit animal?

The groundhog.

What do you call someone who knows one?

American.

Shoot Jokes More Shoot Jokes

What do you call a barn full of black people?

A police shooting range.

What did Plaxico Burress say when he read Colin Kaepernick's Tweets?

Man, this guy just keeps shooting himself in the foot".

Canadian Jokes More Canadian Jokes

How do remove a bunch of drunk Canadians from the pool?

You ask them to leave.

What do you say when a Canadian won't listen to you?

He'll have Nunavut

School Jokes More School Jokes

What do Santa's little helpers learn in school?

The Elfabet!

Why did a kid get arrested for taking a home made clock into school?

Sounds like he had already done the... time

Shoot Range Jokes More Shoot Range Jokes

What's the difference between a shooting range and an American college?

About thirty thousand dollars a year.

What's the difference between a Canadian and an American?

Canadian knows the difference between a school and a shooting range.