What's the difference between a Canadian and an American?

Canadian knows the difference between a school and a shooting range.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between unlawful and illegal?

One's against the law, and the other's a sick bird.

What is the difference between a wife and a mistress?

About 20kg.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What are the best funny fake names you know?

I submit - Craven Moorehead

What's the difference between a piano, a tuna and a jar of glue?

You: You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna! Person getting told joke: What about the jar of glue? You: I knew you'd get stuck there

American Jokes More American Jokes

What's the similarity between free healthcare and good jokes?

Americans don't get them.

What's the difference between an illegal Mexican and an autonomous robot...?

Nothing... they were both made to steal American jobs.

Shoot Jokes More Shoot Jokes

How do you shoot a unique deer?

You-neak up on it and shoot it. Credit: Grandpa Clifford

What's the difference between a football player and a bank robber?

The bank robber says: Give me the money or I will shoot! The football player says: Give me the money or I won't shoot.

Canadian Jokes More Canadian Jokes

How do you get 20 Canadians out of a pool?

Okay folks, time to get out of the pool!"

How do you get a Canadian to quit smoking cigarets?

You ask him politely.

School Jokes More School Jokes

What do you mean the school must be haunted ?

Daughter: Well the principal kept going on about the school spirit.

What do you call an ant who skips school ?

A truant !

Shoot Range Jokes More Shoot Range Jokes

What's the difference between a Canadian and an American?

Canadian knows the difference between a school and a shooting range.

What's the difference between a shooting range and an American college?

About thirty thousand dollars a year.