How do you sell a deaf guy a frog?

DO YOU WANT TO BUY A FROG? rip.

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Who are you?

You're not even in this trial M: I know, I just want it on record

Whose mother likes rap music?

Yo Momma! My eight-year-old daughter wants to see how many upvotes she can get. Ten-year old brother is interested in downvotes.

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What do you get if you cross a dog with a frog ?

A dog that can lick you from the other side of the road!

What did one frog say to the other frog?

Time's fun when you're having flies.

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How do you sell a deaf guy a frog?

DO YOU WANT TO BUY A FROG? rip.

When the boy broke his knee, where did he go to get a new one?

At the butcher shop, where they sell kid-knees.

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What's the difference between the grocery store and a math book?

In a math book I can buy 57 papayas at $1.99 each and no one will care.

How do you lose 30 pounds in 1 Minute?

Go to England and buy something

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Who would win in a fight?

A bicycle wheel or an old book Well, it's hard to say. One's pumped and the other's ripped.

What's the fastest way to get a ripped body?

Take highwhey.

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What did a chemist say to a deaf guy?

Does it matter

What did the deaf guy say to the blind guy?

I can't hear you, but I can see your point