How do you sell a deaf guy a frog?

DO YOU WANT TO BUY A FROG? rip.

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Why did the bait-shop owner take an apprentice ?

He wanted to be a master-baiter.

Why did the bear run around his bed?

He wanted to catch up on his sleep.

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What happened to the frog that broke down?

It got toad away.

What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog ?

A croaker spaniel !

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Why did the door to door sales man get nervous and run away?

He was selling In-Security Heh yeah i dunno i thought it up in a dream and I'm still half asleep bye

Why don't they sell aspirin in the rainforest?

Because it would be economically unviable to market a pharmaceutical in such a vastly unpopulated area.

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Why don't you buy your wife a watch?

There's already a clock on the stove

Where did Capt. Hook buy his prosthesis?

A. At a secondhand store.

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What did one toilet roll say to another toilet roll?

People keep ripping me off.

Why didn't the man buy Velcro shoes?

because they were a rip off

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What did the deaf guy get for Christmas ?

A Headphone

What did a chemist say to a deaf guy?

Does it matter