Why did the paraplegic man cross the road?

He couldn't

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Why Did the Paradox Cross the road?

Because it didn't.

Why Did the Ebola Patient Cross the Road?

Trick question. There are no roads in Africa.

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What did Caesar say after crossing the river Rubicon?

Can someone get me some dry socks "

What do you get if you cross an eel with a shopper?

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Where can you find a paraplegic man?

Right where you left him.

Why did the paraplegic man cross the road?

He couldn't