What you gonna do on St. Valentine's day?

What day is it " "Friday." "Shepherd's Pie."

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What do communists do on May Day?

Paint the town red.

Which day is the most agreeable?

Yesterday

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Why is Friday the best day of the week?

Its the 5/7 day of the week

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How are the band "The Scorpions" and rural shepherds alike?

They just wanna be loved by ewe. Made up this joke/pun at work the other day (I'm sure I'm not the first), decided to subject you all to it. All apologies to shepherds who are not physical with your sheep.

What did the shepherd's wife say to the shepherd?

You herd.

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What you gonna do on St. Valentine's day?

What day is it " "Friday." "Shepherd's Pie."

What gift would you like to receive during the St. Valentine's Day?

Well, I don't know" she answers shyly. "OK, that I give you another year to think about it..."