What you gonna do on St. Valentine's day?

What day is it " "Friday." "Shepherd's Pie."

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What you gonna do on St. Valentine's day?

What day is it " "Friday." "Shepherd's Pie."

What gift would you like to receive during the St. Valentine's Day?

Well, I don't know" she answers shyly. "OK, that I give you another year to think about it..."